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Dinky Cottage

Blakeney, Norfolk
Sleeps 2
Bedrooms 1
Bathrooms 1
Change Sat
Dogs welcome 2
4 star
Towels included
Internet access
Enclosed garden / patio
Shop nearby
Pub nearby
Beach within easy reach
Complex
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At a glance

  • A truly characterful, quirky cottage ideal for couples retreat or a solo visit nestled in the heart of Blakeney
  • Reportedly one of the smallest houses in England, this charming retreat offers a truly unique experience
  • Ideal for a short stroll to the quay and ideal for exploring the magnificent North Norfolk coastline
Overview
Property code: OC-D27752

A cosy and romantic bolthole for you, your loved one, and your two furry friends nestled in the heart of Blakeney. This quirky home oozes character and is reportedly one of the smallest homes in England, though it boasts a small courtyard garden and contains everything you need for your break.

Situated down a pretty loke, step inside this quirky home and find this cosy space welcoming and practical. A comfortable lounge has a sofa and Smart TV, so you can get stuck into a film or TV show while your dogs curl up by your feet. The convenient kitchenette has an oven, microwave, fridge, dishwasher and washing machine, so you can cook and clean as much as you need. A handy shower room is situated on the ground floor, while up the steep staircase you will find the wonderful bedroom. A king-size bed set below low ceilings and Velux windows allow you to stargaze from the comfort of your bed. Outside is a fabulous courtyard garden, it is fully enclosed so safe for your canine companions and has a table and chairs for dining alfresco.

Blakeney is situated in the Norfolk Coast Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty so you will find an abundance of trails where you can sniff out adventures. The village has some shops and eateries, as well as an enclosed dog meadow where your dogs can run free. Explore the nature reserve (0.5 miles), spotting wildlife and taking in superb views. If you enjoy a sea breeze, head to Salthouse Beach (4 miles), where dogs are welcome all year round.  

  • 1 king-size bed
  • 1 shower room and WC
  • Electric oven and hob, microwave, fridge with ice compartment, dishwasher and washing machine
  • Smart TV
  • Small enclosed courtyard with table and chairs
  • Pay and display car parks nearby, including Coronation Car Park (High Street) approx. 80 metres away, and Quayside Car Park which is free to National Trust members
  • Pub and shop 200 metres, beach 1.5 miles
  • Please note: ceiling in bed deck is low, please note that you cannot stand up in this room
  • Arrival: 16:00 onwards
  • Departure: before 10:00
  • 2 dogs allowed. Additional charges may apply

Jodie McCallum

This property is personally managed by Jodie.

Reviews

From guests that have stayed at the property.

Based on 13 guest ratings

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Reviewed by James 3rd January 2026

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Very cute and very functional for 1 person and his dog. Bed very comfy. No issues with stairs or how anything worked.

Reviewed by Jemima 2nd November 2025

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Very simple cottage. And when they say dinky it really was. The cottage was a bit too cramped for me and you need to be fit to manage the stairs. The stairs were a nightmare during the night if you needed the toilet as it was downstairs. Also be aware of parking - I was unable to park on the high street due to no space so had to carry all my luggagRead moree from the car park - not ideal. Great location and Blakeney was just lovely. Hide

Reviewed by Des 12th October 2025

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I have to say that staying in Dinky Cottage was a challenge. It was cramped, the stairs were difficult to negotiate and the low ceiling in the bedroom made life for me difficult.

Reviewed by Martyn 28th September 2025

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Very quaint but dinky being the obvious word, not suitable for the unfit or elderly, due to extremely steep potentially dangerous stairs. In the words of Four in a bed . Would you stay here again NO

Reviewed by Paul 21st September 2025

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The cottage is extremely well appointed no expense spared. However, people do need to know that the stairs are extremely steep, and the ceiling of the bedroom is less than six foot at maximum (head end of the bed), going down to less three feet, quite a challenge for the "less-young" holiday-maker.

Reviewed by Pauline 6th September 2025

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Sweet. Quaint and cosy in the heart of blakeney.

Reviewed by Beverley 18th August 2025

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To be polite the cottage was not for us, we expected it to be small but this was something else. We ended up sleeping separately as the bedroom where you were not able to stand up and if you wanted to go to the bathroom downstairs you had to climb over your partner. The stairs are treacherous, no wardrobe or anywhere to hang clothes other than downRead morestairs. No cupboard space to put food stuff and a dishwasher that didnt clean crockery so ended up trying to wash in the tiny sink. The door was hanging off the cupboard and the door frame to the bathroom came away when trying to hang towel on the hook. The shower door jammed so it was difficult getting in and out. Response from holidaycottages.co.uk: Thank you for your review. We can confirm that we will discuss this with the owner. Hide

Reviewed by Ian 17th July 2025

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Reviewed by Karen 12th June 2025

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This cottage is very small. It's been very imaginatively transformed and is well equiped. It's charming and in a beautiful location. However, we did struggle with our two dogs. It might be better to either not have dogs or state small dogs only. The stairs were a challenge, even for two fit people and the bedroom is also a challenge due to it's lacRead morek of height, which is stated in the description. We had a lovely week there and Blakeney is a beautiful place. Hide

Reviewed by John 1st June 2025

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Reviewed by Peter 27th May 2025

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If you like small this is for you (Dinky) You need to be a bit fit to use the stairs (watch your step) We love it stayed many times first visit since done up.

Reviewed by Barbara 25th April 2025

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We had a pleasant weekend at The Dinky Cottage had everything we needed. Not ideal for tall people or large big dogs.

Reviewed by Eluned 14th September 2024

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Canine Cottages is a trading name of The Travel Chapter Limited | The Travel Chapter Limited is registered in England and Wales. | Registered office Travel Chapter House, Gammaton Road, Bideford, EX39 4DF. Company No. 02431506 | VAT reg: 143053210.